People on Earth are lazy, really. It’s why fast-food restaurants thrive. Who wants to go home after a long day at the office and cook dinner?? Well, a lot of people. But for those that don’t, there’s restaurants, take-out, and delivery. A big staple of delivery has always been the classic, well-loved pizza.
And if Earthlings are too tired to cook, who’s to say that people who one day live on the moon (moonlings?) will be any more inclined to cook?
Domino’s is already preparing for that.
They are building a £13.4 billion (approx $21.9 billion USD) domed-shaped restaurant on the moon. They also plan to offer delivery.
REALLY?? I mean, it’s kinda cool and all, but aren’t there better things you could spend $21.9 billion on?? Maybe something that would be of use this side of 100 years. Maybe give everyone a raise?? Better pizza-making machines??
Or better yet, increasing the quality of their pizzas???
Maybe it’s only in Canada (or even only in Toronto) that Domino’s pizza is sub-par, but I find that it’s really only awesome at one specific time: when you’re drunk. Everything tastes great then, including Domino’s. But when you reheat it the next day…eww.
Maybe they should work on getting ppl to the moon first. Maybe establish a colony?? A restaurant would be useless up there if there is no one to feed. Or maybe they’re hoping aliens will use the drive-thru??
Maybe they should just give me the $21.9 billion. I could find a few things to do with it.