Looking to get rid of some panties?? Berne Township, Ohio, is the place for you!!

As always, Americans are baffling.  In yet another WFT moments, someone dumped 1,700 panties on the side of the road.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44355350/ns/us_news-weird_news/

I’m not sure I understand this.  So someone just happened to have 1,700 mostly women’s underwear in their closet??  And even more weird (to me, at least), some of them were worn.  Not all.

I can’t decide if this is a case of someone dumping the evidence of all the women they’ve killed (clearly I watch too much Criminal Minds – great show, btw!!) or someone trying to show their shopaholic wife/daughter/whoever what happens when they buy too much.  Or maybe it was just someone spring cleaning.  Maybe a reformed manwhore is getting rid of his collection??

Still, WTF???

I, like most women I know, often buy new underwear.  Probably more often than is necessary.  But 1,700??  That’s a little crazy!!

Even if you bought those on sale at La Senza (whatever, I don’t care if there’s no La Senza in the States), and you bought 5 underwear for $25 (CAD), you’d still spend $8500.  Plus taxes.  That’s quite a bit of money to just throw on the side of the road.

I like how investigators are “baffled”, though.  Is this really suck a crime that we have to use investigators to figure out??  what will they charge them, littering??

Interesting, those Americans.  Interesting.

Pizza delivery that’s out of this world!!

People on Earth are lazy, really.  It’s why fast-food restaurants thrive.  Who wants to go home after a long day at the office and cook dinner??  Well, a lot of people.  But for those that don’t, there’s restaurants, take-out, and delivery.  A big staple of delivery has always been the classic, well-loved pizza.

And if Earthlings are too tired to cook, who’s to say that people who one day live on the moon (moonlings?) will be any more inclined to cook?

Domino’s is already preparing for that.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8734456/Dominos-plans-pizza-on-the-Moon.html

They are building a £13.4 billion (approx $21.9 billion USD) domed-shaped restaurant on the moon.  They also plan to offer delivery.

REALLY??  I mean, it’s kinda cool and all, but aren’t there better things you could spend $21.9 billion on??  Maybe something that would be of use this side of 100 years.  Maybe give everyone a raise??  Better pizza-making machines??

Or better yet, increasing the quality of their pizzas???

Maybe it’s only in Canada (or even only in Toronto) that Domino’s pizza is sub-par, but I find that it’s really only awesome at one specific time: when you’re drunk.  Everything tastes great then, including Domino’s.  But when you reheat it the next day…eww.

Maybe they should work on getting ppl to the moon first.  Maybe establish a colony??  A restaurant would be useless up there if there is no one to feed.  Or maybe they’re hoping aliens will use the drive-thru??

Maybe they should just give me the $21.9 billion.  I could find a few things to do with it.

How do I claim this land as mine???

I know where I’m moving to!! 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/26/us-planet-diamond-idUSTRE77O69A20110826

Apparently scientists have discovered a planet that is made up of dense carbon, which they believe is crystalline.  What does this mean, you ask??  It means it’s made of diamond.  The whole planet.

They also claim that there is likely to be oxygen on the planet.  That means humans could possibly live on it.

Can I claim it??  Or do I actually have to set foot on it in order to make it mine??  Would alien diamonds be worth more or less than Earth diamonds?? 

I wonder how many karats it is.  Can you imagine what those golddiggers would say?  “Honey, for my birthday I want a 23,579,215 karat diamond, okay??  Thanks, honeybunch!”

Of course, I, as a non-golddiger (or so I claim), would say something similar.  Without the ‘honeybunch’.

The only thing that would make me happier is a a planet where Ryan Gosling and Gerard Butler lookalikes bring me drinks, while they’re shirtless, in a tropical, Caribbean-like setting, while my pet Hello Kitty runs around me.  Oh, and I guess my bf can be there too.

Sounds crazy, right??  But up until five minutes ago, so did a diamond the size of Jupiter.  So you never know, it may happen!!

Apple’s new high-tech device??

People can be stupid.  And they can shop stupid.  But this story here has definitely got to spotlight that people will buy anything if it has the right brand name on it.

http://gawker.com/5835890/woman-buys-a-block-of-wood-with-an-apple-logo-thinking-its-an-ipad

So basically, a woman goes to McDonald’s and has some guys come up to her and offer to sell her an iPad for $300.  She tells them she only has $180 on her, and they sell it to her anyways.  She goes home, opens it, and realizes it’s nothing more than a block of wood with a logo painted on it.

Yes, you read that right.  A block of wood.

Now, I don’t know about you, but if I’m getting a “great deal”, I would want to inspect the goods before I buy them, be it from strange men in a parking lot or in a department store.  I would NOT take their word, and the word of the “contents” section of the FedEx label.

So then this woman goes home, finds out it’s a fake, and CALLS THE COPS.  I’m not gonna lie, I’d love to have heard that conversation.  I bet it gave the police officers a nice laugh.  How do you call and ask them to investigate how you stupidly bought a fake item??

I’m not sure if I consider that robbery.  I mean, if she’d asked to see the iPad, she would have known it’s a fake.  Technically, all they did was lie.  But don’t all salesmen do that??

My opinion, since you asked, is that this is just another example of dumb people making dumb choices.  Should we feel bad for her??  Yes.  Should we punish the clearly great salesmen for lying about the product they’re selling??  No.  In fact, Apple should hire them.  They can obviously sell anything with an Apple logo.

And in the end, was the block of wood really less useful than the iPad??