How do I claim this land as mine???

I know where I’m moving to!! 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/26/us-planet-diamond-idUSTRE77O69A20110826

Apparently scientists have discovered a planet that is made up of dense carbon, which they believe is crystalline.  What does this mean, you ask??  It means it’s made of diamond.  The whole planet.

They also claim that there is likely to be oxygen on the planet.  That means humans could possibly live on it.

Can I claim it??  Or do I actually have to set foot on it in order to make it mine??  Would alien diamonds be worth more or less than Earth diamonds?? 

I wonder how many karats it is.  Can you imagine what those golddiggers would say?  “Honey, for my birthday I want a 23,579,215 karat diamond, okay??  Thanks, honeybunch!”

Of course, I, as a non-golddiger (or so I claim), would say something similar.  Without the ‘honeybunch’.

The only thing that would make me happier is a a planet where Ryan Gosling and Gerard Butler lookalikes bring me drinks, while they’re shirtless, in a tropical, Caribbean-like setting, while my pet Hello Kitty runs around me.  Oh, and I guess my bf can be there too.

Sounds crazy, right??  But up until five minutes ago, so did a diamond the size of Jupiter.  So you never know, it may happen!!

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One thought on “How do I claim this land as mine???

  1. I have not checked in here for a while because I thought it was getting boring, but the last several posts are good quality so I guess I’ll add you back to my everyday bloglist. You deserve it my friend 🙂

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